Okay you know what? Fuck it. I have absolutely no idea how people do these things so I’ll just improvise. Short version: not a woman.

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tags » #random #plot twist: not a woman #I have absolutely no idea how to tag this #I may or may not be freaking out just a little bit #just fucking press 'post' already 
notshunnaorelated:
“ missingkitsune:
“ szarabasjka:
“ ilovecharts:
“ A quick look at British and American spelling
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American english is like real english but badly spelled…
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UK english seems to have some odd letters in random places.
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as a...

notshunnaorelated:

missingkitsune:

szarabasjka:

ilovecharts:

A quick look at British and American spelling

American english is like real english but badly spelled…

UK english seems to have some odd letters in random places.

as a not-native speaker I mix all of those

My mind is just blown that “tyre” is an actual word. I used to use it until I was “corrected” and apparently I never thought to check for myself.

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tags » #language stuff #random 

affectin:

i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

There is also a difference between whether I’ve woken up before 8 AM or whether I’m still awake at 8 AM.

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tags » #random #ideally sleeping at 8 am 
richardcreech:
“ MY GOD THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
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richardcreech:

MY GOD THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

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tags » #rofl 

ROFL! My grandmother just accidentally called me. She was trying to call my sister. First it took me FOREVER to find the phone (and to realise it was ringing because nobody ever calls me, really, nobody has called me since the Christmas holidays, except my sister on Skype a couple of times, but nobody on the phone) and when I saw who was calling I was like, wow okay cool somebody remembers me! But…

me: Ohai thar! Sorry, it took me a while to find my phone!
her: *deep silence*
me: *beginning to think she’s forgotten to use key lock and the phone is calling me on its own*
her: *in a deeply confused voice* …Whose voice is this?
me: Err, Aino? [which is my actual legal name yo] Wait, who did you think you were calling??
her: Your sister… Did I call you all the way in Slovenia??
me: …Yes!! You did! [That’s how phones work you know! You can call people who are far away! :D]

  10 years ago · 4 notes reblog  
tags » #rofl #Ile has a life #Ile goes to Slovenia 

caitreads replied to your post: Wait why is it almost 4 AM what the he…

You must live somewhere far away from Florida if it is 4am!?

Yes… you could say so. I’m currently located in Slovenia (for two more months, ish) but I’m from Finland. :)

  10 years ago · 2 notes reblog  
tags » #caitreads #Ile replies 

Wait why is it almost 4 AM what the hell happened who stole my evening

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helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

image

yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

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tags » #random #awesome #I love this #I'll burn that bridge when I get to it #story of my life 
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tags » #kittenz 
annmariebone:
“ Anzac Day: Memories by AnnMarieBone
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tags » #pretty things #art 

canisantiquus:

dakotaangel:

Early Fall Morning #2 by petlover44 on Flickr.

This cream tabby’s pattern is restricted around the chest and collar (doesn’t appear to be due to her white spotting), but has obvious mackerel striping along the back and extremities. See it better here.

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tags » #kittenz #such a beautiful cat! 

typette:

John Atkinson Grimshaw (1836-1893) was a Victorian-era painter, notable for his moonlit scenes and landscapes.

These paintings are incredible because we’ve all seen eerie clouds like this, but they’re virtually impossible to photograph the same way we see them. So this guy painted them. This is why painting and art is important. 

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tags » #pretty things #art #John Atkinson Grimshaw 

edating:

(◕︵◕) i wanna meet my internet friends (◕︵◕)

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tags » #and then be too awkward to function #but yes #definitely #why are you all so far away? :( #some further than others 
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tags » #pretty things #winter #snow 

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

I am way too amused by the inclusion of “no” in this list of dirty words.

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tags » #'fuck' yields no results?? wth #I'm so awesome at this shit #no results for 'dick' either #NOT MY DIVISION #Hellfest 2012 #Aromantic Asexual #damn sir #(I am boring) #(also puzzled by the Hellfest one) #(as I've never been to Hellfest)